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  • Feb. 10th, 2006 at 10:00 AM
garfield
I would like to thank my internet idol Heather Havrilesky for pointing out this particular cake recipe (though the other names of the recipes are equally...something).

Quoth:

As a Southern belle once said, “A man can have sex with any woman, but not a good chocolate cake. And this one is good enough to catch you a husband!”


I don't know if that means men are dirty cakefuckers or if this is some veiled racial thing.

Comments

[info]kookamess wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Let me know if you need my recipe for Lesbian Bannana Pudding. It's so good you'll never need a man.
[info]zophos wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)
I could see Magic Man-Catching Cake and Lesbian Banana Pudding being used in a sitcom.
[info]roninspoon wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
Oh man. I'm gonna fuck me some cake.


Fuck it real good.
[info]zophos wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)
You can't fuck your cake and eat it, too.

at least,I hope not.
[info]thursday1977 wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC)
I am very excited at the knowledge that I can have sex with any woman. I didnt know it worked like that!
[info]zophos wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
But why would you when there's cake? (to have sex with)
[info]citizenx wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
I would just like to say
I have never fucked a cake. And no, I haven't even tried.

And I don't plan on it.
[info]zophos wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
Re: I would just like to say
You've got some icing on your... nevermind.
[info]ratnix wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
OK, I'll say it!
... on his candle?

You can blow it out, just please don't light it.
[info]dogofthefuture wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry that this is how you had to find out about men and baked goods.
[info]zophos wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
One cannot remain untainted and innocent forever.